Oh. My. God.

Just watched the epi I taped last night (Tuesday). May I just say: Oh. My. God.

How can a show make me cringe in horror and shiver in delight at the same exact time? Tell me!! How is it possible? America is the best country on Earth and this show just proves it!!!

When I grow up I wanna be just like Crystal’s mom. *nods* mmmm, hmmmmm.