…and the Boy says, “Mom?”

and I say, “What, Honey?”

and he says, “Have you ever seen a man poop on a fire?”

pause. pause. pause.

and I say, “No, Honey. Have you?”

Thankfully, he said, “No.” or we’d be looking for a new daycare.

Here’s a picture of the Rock Star teaching the Boy how to use the Paint program on an old laptop we set up for him:

I’m sure I can be forgiven for thinking my boys are the cutest in the world.